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1. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? |
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2. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car? |
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3. Are the bears with collars tame? |
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4. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose? |
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5. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through
Ontario? |
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6. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos? |
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7. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today -
could you tell me what it was? |
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8. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in
miles? |
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9. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? |
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10. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin? |
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11. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper? |
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12. Is this the part of Canada that speaks
French, or is that Saskatchewan? |
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13. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on
the picnic table, or should I store it in my
tent? |
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14. Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields? |
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15. How far is Banff from Canada? |
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16. What's the best way to see Canada in a day? |
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17. Do they search you at the B.C. border? |
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18. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our
money to British pounds? |
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19. Where can I buy a racoon hat? ALL Canadians
own one, don't they? |
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20.
Are there phones in Banff? |
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21. Are there birds in Canada? |
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22. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" Park
Information Staff: " 'Elk' " Tourist: "Oh." |
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